Taking 5. Or… 10.
So… I’m taking a break from the Twilight book report. I’ve been rereading New Moon and Eclipse in the process - and the more I read of the “saga” and also criticism about said saga, I find myself becoming lost about how I’d like to present what I want to say. And - I realize that… it sounds kind of stupidly self-serious to say I need to take the time to think about the formulation of an argument about Twilight of all things, but quite frankly I’m a little overwhelmed with those tomes of vampiric banality. Hm. That phrase might be a review in itself. But, I realize that I really haven’t written anything for awhile so I thought I’d take a little break and focus on books that are actually meant for, you know, children…
in the mean time, you should do the Omegle thing with Twilight.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hmm
You: At the end of the story, Edward turns Bella into a vampire and they have a baby, and Jacob falls in love with the baby
Stranger: FUCK!
Stranger: NOOOOOOO! Why’d you do that!?